Unitopia (Where all my struggles are through)

That isn’t a picture of a Unitopian by any means. Just a picture I drew in class that I thought I would share with all of you since you bothered to stop by my site in the first place. I drew it in my CSE class after staying up all night. Needless to say it’s what kept me focused enough to stay awake and at least pick up some of the lecture. This story is a little short blab about a place with no struggles. It’s not meant to be a bash on religion or anything, just a small dialogue on what it would be like to be a poor Unitopian. Hope you enjoy, expect a lot more stuff like this.  weight loss acomplia

UNITOPIA

On Earth, which all of the readers of this story should be familiar with, it is common to hear people curse difficult things. Any sort of work, exercise, and even relaxing can sometimes be arduous. On this planet where difficulties are easy to come by and decisions are hard to make we have to make choices on what to spend our time and money on. The citizenry of Unitopia, would have little idea why we struggle so much.

The people of Unitopia are truly strange beings. They do not grow old or die, and they are all equally beautiful. They have tastes and preferences of course but for the citizens of Unitopia the changing of ones appearance is as simple as pressing a button. Someone from Earth might ask didn’t the Unitopian who invented the miracle button suffer while devising the wonderful machine that changes your appearance with the click of a button. The answer is no. Any citizen of Unitopia is born with the knowledge of how to create such a machine. Citizens of Unitopia know just about everything, and the things they don’t know are only things which they never question or never wish to know about. The citizens of Unitopia do not need food or water; they are sustained by the air itself. If they ever wished to see another citizen of Unitopia they would simply wish themselves next to their friend. If a Unitopian ever experienced what an Earthling would call loneliness they would simply wish another cheap ampicilllin Unitopian into existence without any cost to themselves. The citizens of Unitopia are all absolutely and completely miserable.

Being the incredibly intelligent beings that they are the Unitopians knew of course what they lacked in their lives was struggle. Whenever something needed to be accomplished it just blinked to life. They could devise slower methods of doing said thing to try to make it more challenging and for awhile this was quite the contest. The Unitopians would come out in great droves and come up with incredibly slow ways to perform the simplest of tasks. For instance if the Unitopian wanted to greet another Unitopian they wouldn’t just touch the others mind which is the common Unitopian way of greeting. They would invent incredibly complex hand gestures that could sometimes last up to ten years before even the smartest Unitopian ran out of ideas for new material. This fad passed quickly though since they all realized simultaneously that this did not dissuade their misery. The Unitopians grew angry and decided that the only way to find some semblance of meaning would be to go to war over something. So all of the Unitopians got together and drew up two different beliefs on whether a container of a mineral was half empty or half full. They randomly assigned Unitopians their beliefs and stood on opposite sides of a long line. They fought for a long time, but since Unitopians cannot be harmed or die they soon found that the entire battle was fruitless and even after one side was allowed to triumph the Unitopians found that the fight yielded none of the meaning they thought could be devised.

With their attitude still being that of misery the Unitopians went back to the general assembly where they created religions, but seeing as they did not die they had very little concept of death so no meaning could be established. The Unitopians order online pills had simply always been so they did not truly know the concept of being born or dying. Thus, one brave Utopian who was no younger and no older than the rest stood up and declared that to find purpose they must go about creating as many new Utopians as possible, by creating life they could fulfill their purpose. The Unitopians went about this for a short while, about three hundred years, and returned to the meeting hall finding that their misery still raged just as fiercely after three hundred years since the only other things created were other Unitopians. In the end they discovered there were only a lot more miserable Unitopians.

Thus on a planet where the inhabitants don’t struggle we find a small genderless Unitopian that I, the author of this terrible short story, will call ‘he’ for simplicities sake. He was a small nameless boy, except for the name he which I have bestowed, and was no order cheap pharm smarter or dumber than the rest of the Unitopians. Quite by accident, when testing out the third theory of Unitopian purpose, He created another Unitopian next to a rock. The other Unitopians brain did not get all the way created because the rock was in the way. ‘He’ was just about to fix this when the other Unitopian fell down. For all the inhabitants of Earth who would not understand why ‘He’ found this so very strange and so very significant it would be because no Unitopian had cheap doxycycline ever fallen down. The action was so incredible to He that he did not reverse it and watched as the incomplete Unitopian struggled to stand back up. It eventually did and for a brief moment He sensed in the other Unitopian’s incomplete mind that it was happy after achieving this task. He rushed backed to the other Unitopians with his discovery and was received by the lot of them with looks of admiration and also that He himself was not as miserable as the others. By accomplishing the only difficult thing that their society had faced He had become slightly happy. A new plan was made. The Unitopians would each go off and create their own world of flawed Unitopians. For each of these worlds they would impose struggles to be overcome and evil to be faced. As smart as the Unitopians were they discovered many difficulties they could impose upon these new beings while still making them function. They came up with rules for the universes and worlds and even advanced plans of competition against each other based on certain criteria’s like “most difficult obstacle overcome”. The Unitopians all went to work and crafted many worlds with many strange beings. They made many struggles and hardships, and tried to create variety as this was another measure of competition. They improved on things that worked and found that these beings could be miserable or happy. The Unitopian works we can see all around us. They still have a great deal of learning to do for the creation of happiness without misery. They intend to find the perfect combination where beings get the most happiness with the least amount of misery on a grand scale so they can alter themselves to be perfectly happy, but there are still many flaws. The Unitopians aren’t completely perfect afterall.